wind-bath

When a person bathes using wind combined with cologne or perfume as a substitute for water and soap. Most wind-bathers attempt to clean themselves on the way to school, events or their workplace making use of the wind from highway trafficking.

"With the grease dripping from his hair and enlarged pores, you know he strictly takes wind-baths."

by informee March 6, 2013

spicy wind

mustard gas

brit 1: hey Thomas do you smell that?
brit 2: yes I do, is that spicy wind?
brit 1: shit the twats ove-
*interruption*
kraut: FICK DU ENGLISCH! RIECHEN SIE MEINEN MUSTARDGAS, DENN SIE TRENCH VERWÖHNENDE FICKKÖPFE

by Señor Twat March 27, 2019

wind up

to annoy or upset someone

She just knows how to wind me up.
He wind up his classmates.

by LikeTheWind May 5, 2012

piss in the wind

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.

Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

lazy wind

A lazy wind; it doesn't bother going round you, it just cuts straight through

"Fuck it's cold"

"Yeah man, it's a reyt lazy wind today"

by Danon1 March 28, 2010

Valley of Wind

Large gust of wind that funnels between 2 large buildings or objects.

When I walked threw the alley between those two tall buildings, I was hit with a Valley of Wind that blew my hat clean off my head.

Example # 2 That Fart was so strong it almost created a valley of wind between my legs.

by Bruizer November 5, 2012

break wind

A replacement for "Fart". Mostly used by people(s) over the age of 55.

A: What's that smell?!
B: Sorry, I farted.
A: Don't say "fart", say "break wind"

by Anon1294810751 April 21, 2010