ifattylayo

Ifattylayo is a snake! You may think she is kind but in the inside she is EVIL!! Don’t trust this girl you never know what she is capable of.

Girl 1: That girl is so nice.
Me: NO! Thats Ifattylayo don’t trust her she makes love to the devil.

by thecarelesswhisperer October 15, 2023

Premature Infatuation

When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.

Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.

Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."

by Zebrafist_JC March 31, 2011

Irfat

Irfat is the type of person who drinks apple juice and acts like they are drunk.

dont give an Irfat apple juice at your sisters engagment party

by Investitties December 27, 2021

infatuation

A reality-warping reproductive mechanism.

Infatuation results in the increase of procreation in the human population; this, in turn, fuels the profits of the birth control industry.

by Viking Zippy February 10, 2005

InFATuation

InFATuation occurs when a generally fit guy hooks up with a plus-sized girl for the first time and discovers the joys of cushioned hips, naturally padded breasts, and an ass he can actually hold on to.

Caveat: This experience may lead to a more serious condition known as Chubby Chasing.

Guy's Friend: "Dude, did you seriously take that fat chick from the bar home last night?"
Guy: "Oh my god, bro-I can't even explain it, but I have a wicked case of inFATuation with her..."

by Genebeeb April 8, 2010

IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling)

Just some virtual air traffic controlling people that make people’s planes disappear for being idiots yet make other people happy that those people are controlling.

IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling) just ghosted me please help I did nothing wrong!!!

by NovemberFourTangoEcho May 16, 2018

infatuated

to be attracted physically& to want someones body

as nikki got into the jacuzzi she was infatuated with his wet body.

by paulaaaaaa July 24, 2005