Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts

The elements that keep Knuckles} going

Streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts
Are the elements that keep me going

by Da Something January 21, 2021

Medieval instinct

Medieval instinct is when your parents try to get you to date a person they like the most themselves, for purposes that are either business related or just because they know that person best.

Mom: (friend) is so nice, you two get along so well! Are you sure there isn't anything more between you?

Kid: mom wtf

Friend: wha–

Friend2: looks like someone's medieval instinct just turned on–

by Kim_is_smart February 24, 2022

Jarsquat instinct

The innate urge to squeeze glass objects with a hand or other orifice until it shatters.

Ronald: hey Bill, you ever get jarsquat instinct while stocking preserves?
Bill while intensely clutching a jar of jam: how did you figure out?

by Jank Sinatra September 12, 2023

The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

extinct by instinct

Making a poor or even fatal decision based on hasty judgment or a gut reaction

IDK MANNNNNNN JUST BE EXTINCT BY INSTINCT LIKE THE DINOSAURS

by Kushlossus of Klout November 20, 2021

maternal instinct

Typically, maternal instinct implies that a woman wants to have children. More commonly, maternal instinct refers to the concept that, somehow, a woman's nurturing intuition will naturally kick in after giving birth. Suddenly, she'll know exactly what that baby needs, and she'll naturally transition into parenthood with zero issues along the way. It almost exclusively focuses on women and children. This reinforces the idea that women not only want children, but are also innately equipped to care for them.

Kathrine: I had just given birth, and my maternal instincts kicked in! I knew what my baby needed.
Cecelia: Thats wonderful! Im so happy for you.

by freakmastertheiii May 17, 2025

intellectual instinct

1. A phrase describing the act of habitually reserving judgment regarding people, places, and/or situations;

2. Avoiding forming opinions and conclusions which one is not required or beholden to form.

Ex. "It is preferable to exercise intellectual instinct if you don't have a reason not to."

by jack1e August 21, 2010