Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022

Infants are stupid as fuck. theirs dumb asses can’t even read let alone fucking speak. They will cost you a shit load of money. fuck abortion kill those mother fuckers yourself nigga,
when they come out. FUCK BABYS AND INFANTS
when they come out. FUCK BABYS AND INFANTS
infants are stupid as shit
by pussyeater6969420saka January 25, 2020

He is smart, loyal, more knowledgeable.
He helps everyone
Like a leader like a boss
If you see anyone like a boss he is infant
He helps everyone
Like a leader like a boss
If you see anyone like a boss he is infant
by Oxford malli girl March 13, 2024

Hey did you get your personal essay on Infantism done yet?
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.
by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019

When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.
Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.
by Sakura-san January 15, 2009
