The Impossible Sit Up

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.

Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do The Impossible Sit Up.

by Matt Walters April 22, 2008

YOU ARE IMPORTANT

It's not the fact that you hate yourself
It's the fact that you hate others
But your hate for others isn't a hate of evil it's a hate of the not changeable

And the impossibility isn't a fault of yours
It's a fault of theirs
Using their ears not their minds
Using their eyes not their hearts
Changing something you can't
Living how you can
Not how you want
It's not a hate of selfishness,
But rather a hate of impossibility
Which drives you towards unthinkable things
The unthinkable things making them feel bad

They who decided to leave you in the dust
And flaunt their luckyness in your face
They don't deserve what they have good
Because it's you who'd never take advantage of that gift
They have too much
You too little
Why not even it out?
That is what drives you to the unthinkable
That few people are there for you
Looking at people who smirk at their blessings
When you'd not do the same
The thought that they are not deserving
They had their share of popularity
They had their share of looks
Had their share of gold
Your negative thoughts creeping in
Driving you closer to the unthinkable
But how can those negative thoughts not
When you have so much less?
You feel bad because you know what you have
But you still think about what you want
There's a difference between you and them
You respect what you have
They don't deserve for you to do the unthinkable
You are you
They don't deserve for you to be like them

You need something better
You need you

You are important
Don't give up on yourself
You're understood

I thought this would be important to bring up, because it's a tragedy

by I love everyone. EVERYONE January 22, 2014

impossiblarg

The translation into fat of the word "impossible."

Seanbaby: IMPOSSIBLARG WHERE IS THE TACO BAR.

by rico8767 February 19, 2011

Importeresting

Something which is important, and at the same time, interesting.

A: The Idan Raichel Project have an importeresting music.

B: I'll downlaod them.

by Ahmed Zidan July 3, 2011

Imporntant

A word used when you don't do something because you want to go masturbate.

I would love to go see a movie, but I have something more imporntant to do.

by Pee-Wizzle July 13, 2012

Importantist

Super duper important the most important thing ever (lily and Katie)

Katie: lily you’re the most importanist person ever

Lily: no you are the most importantist person ever katie

Katie: no u

by Katieandlilyxxxx August 16, 2019

Impo

Abbreviation for Impossible, mostly used by Dead Ops Arcade players

Steve: Will you come play Ark with us?

Nate: Impo I’ve gotta get a 128 on DOA

by DOASlayer69 July 30, 2021