As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.
Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.
by MadPhatCoochie November 04, 2020
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I know you ain't talking

When someone is trying to roast you but he did something lamer than you.
-DAMN, your haircut is so ugly!
-BITCH! I know you ain't talking with that shitty ass fade.
by magicthanos March 22, 2021
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A comeback during an argument or fight. Used to show who is the boss.
Come on dickless. I sure ain't gonna show ya my dick.
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.
To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 10, 2021
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I ain't

Mohammed: "I ain't"

Random guy: "Yeah I know you're a pussy, you don't have to say it."
by ricky.gotdonney August 29, 2023
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I ain't do nothing

aint = didn't
didn't = did not
not nothing = something
I ain't do nothing = I did not do nothing = I did something
"I ain't do nothing!"
so you did something, huh?
:nerd emoji:
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