An exclamation often said by pilots when flying in heavy rain, fog or cloud. Usually to their co-pilot, but not to air traffic controll on the radio. Usually said when the other pilot claims to know where the landing runway is, while the exclaimant has no idea. Is an indicator that the person saying the phrase is both lost, and can't see anything comprehensable out the window
by Trent S Hopkinson April 24, 2006

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).
1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.
2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.
by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011

If you say daddy i can't take it it mean he is making it cum repeatedly to the point where you can't speak you rather hancuff yourself to the bed if you can take it cause if you tell him he will go faster untill you scream out his name and squirt all over him he might make you unconscious if you see this try this with whoever you love and after say thank you daddy
by Sexy Mama Facts June 17, 2015

Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!
everyone: wow that guy can play some awesome shit, hey old man, gimme an autograph
Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!
everyone: XD!
everyone: wow that guy can play some awesome shit, hey old man, gimme an autograph
Ray Charles: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!
everyone: XD!
by Alvaro Ledgard July 7, 2008

When, quite literally, a person is pissed off so bad that they cannot mentally, emotionally, or physically (teehee @ pun) take it anymore.
K': You're such a fuck up. I think you fail at life. You're the biggest loser I've ever met. Your IQ is the equivalent to an apple.
Random Girl: ZOMG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! STOP INSULTING ME BEFORE I SNIP YOUR BABY CARROT OFF!
Random Girl: ZOMG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! STOP INSULTING ME BEFORE I SNIP YOUR BABY CARROT OFF!
by Iconoklastic~ February 24, 2010

A girl who you think has an unattractive face until you finally see her up close and are pleasantly surprised....
"Joe dude I thought that chick was a fuckin ugly cunt, but she actually had a I can't believe it's not butterface."
by Kyle JC January 13, 2008

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
by michael foolsley January 22, 2022
