I'd win

It's the phrase used when you're about to get bisected in half, normally through the waist like AMOGUS

Person 1: Nah, I'd win
Person 2: *Summons the writer and kills person 1 with plot*
Person 1: *Dies*

Person 3: It's Gojover
Person 4: Nowaying

by TheBiggestOfBirds November 3, 2023

I'd App That

The desire to have an iPhone application.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see that new iPhone application?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'd App That."

by Superunknown July 15, 2009

I'd tap that

The phrase "I'd tap that" is slang, used to express the sex appeal of another. Often this phrase is used sarcastically, when the referenced chick is beat (ugly).

"Damn, look at those tits!" "I'd tap that!"
"Holy shit that chick is beat!" "LOL I'd tap that."

by PseudoName123 October 29, 2008

i'd hate to

A phrase used to 'rub stuff in' made popular by a young scholar from St Michaels On Wyre back in the naughties.

'I'd hate to have not plugged my guitar in...'

by Phil Simpson January 14, 2008

I'd stand on it

To act of wanting to have sexual relations with person of interest.

Bro you see that chick?!
Yeah dude, "I'd stand on it."

by LRJS July 9, 2010

I'd Kidnap That

Noun: Someone so hot, you'd kidnap and have sex with them.

Damn, that girl was so how I'd Kidnap That.

by Jesus983459038053904850 November 29, 2010

I'd Beat

To Have Sexual relations with, To make love to in a rough and dirty way.

Kyle: That girl is hot, I would fuck her.
Trevor: Yeah i'd beat
Kyle: Fo sho

by Trev dog August 12, 2010