I'd ship that

I'd date that. Deeming someone Commitment worthy in a generation petrified to commit.

I'd ship that girl

by Hollytastic October 17, 2017

I'd App That

The desire to have an iPhone application.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see that new iPhone application?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I'd App That."

by Superunknown July 15, 2009

I'd tap that

The phrase "I'd tap that" is slang, used to express the sex appeal of another. Often this phrase is used sarcastically, when the referenced chick is beat (ugly).

"Damn, look at those tits!" "I'd tap that!"
"Holy shit that chick is beat!" "LOL I'd tap that."

by PseudoName123 September 16, 2008

i'd hate to

A phrase used to 'rub stuff in' made popular by a young scholar from St Michaels On Wyre back in the naughties.

'I'd hate to have not plugged my guitar in...'

by Phil Simpson January 07, 2008

I'd stand on it

To act of wanting to have sexual relations with person of interest.

Bro you see that chick?!
Yeah dude, "I'd stand on it."

by LRJS July 08, 2010

I'd Kidnap That

Noun: Someone so hot, you'd kidnap and have sex with them.

Damn, that girl was so how I'd Kidnap That.

by Jesus983459038053904850 November 27, 2010

I'd Beat

To Have Sexual relations with, To make love to in a rough and dirty way.

Kyle: That girl is hot, I would fuck her.
Trevor: Yeah i'd beat
Kyle: Fo sho

by Trev dog August 12, 2010