hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.

I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.

by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018

Hufflepuff

An underated Hogwarts house, Lots of people look down on it. As a Gryffindor, I don't really get it. Maybe because of this, So, basically, all the founders of Hogwarts decided to give the Sorting Hat specifications on what types of students they wanted in their house.

Godric Gryffindor wanted brave students,
Roweena Ravennclaw wanted Intelligent students,
Salazar Slytherin wanted cunning students,
And Helga Hufflepuff wanted the ones that didn't fit any of the other categories.
So, people think that they're the leftovers...
Well, Hufflepuffs are still awesome!

Person 1: "Hey!!!"
Person 2: "Hey!!!"
Person 2: "What house are you in?"
Person 1: "Hufflepuff!"
Person 2: "Ewwwwwwwww"
Person 2: "I'm slytherin! Not a dumb Hufflepuff!"
Person 1: ";-;"

by CinnamonRollEliza August 25, 2018

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff's are the most loyalist of friends. They aren't born naturally they drift down from the heavens with bass clarinet serenading their birth and are presented to the mother by gods holy angels. They are majestic geeks and are the most likely to give you a brownie and lunch (you know you have a true friend at that moment.

One guy at lunch: hey there pal can you help me with studying tonight
Hufflepuff: Of course I will (hugs) you are my best bud I will always help you

One guy at lunch: Aw thanks pal I have your back too
Hufflepuff: that means so much to me have a brownie

by What did you think? March 2, 2019

@hufflepuff.grace

My favorite creator and should have 100k

“You’re mutuals with @hufflepuff.grace? Lucky”

by Sburbsudnfkdnflg June 23, 2021

Huffer's Law

aka - Blazer's Law

When smoking a joint in front of a random house, the owners of that house (and only that house), will always arrive mid session to either:

a) park the car in the driveway
b) come out to walk the dog
c) water the lawn at 2am

thereby disturbing the smoking and thus creating more paranoia than there would have been.

Avi: Yo, nice dube man!
Rozy: Thanks! Oh shit these people are coming home!
Avi: Obviously! It's Huffer's Law man!

by Killdjan December 20, 2008

muffin huffer

lesbian. girls who like to scissor. yeah know Rosie Odonnell

Rosie Odonnell a real muffin huffer. she huffed ellen degeneres's muffin at breakfast.

by elykmocsob May 4, 2011

ass huffer

Someone who inhales the smell of anything coming out of an ass.

Anthony is such an ass huffer, when I farted he took a huge whiff.

by DJ*PG October 16, 2011