Bikini Housewife 

Chicago-based funk/disco/porn duet. Demos are sometimes at Barnes and Noble, Frontman is Blu Eyez, bassist is MK Lite..

"This CD I have sounds like a mix between Liquid Soul and Bikini Housewife"

Bikini Housewife by Matt December 5, 2003

the housewife 

The act of putting a vacuum cleaner on your dick on the sick setting while wearing an apron and doing household chores

Ever since my wife left me last year I've been doing the housewife every Thursday to keep the house tidy

the housewife by Asston Kutcher January 7, 2014

nanamis_housewife 

literally one of the best mutual I have
SHE'S LITERALLY SO COOL AND SHE GAVE ME A MUTUAL AWARD

#BESTMUTUAL
THEY ARE ALSO REALLY TALENTED AND SO COOL AND THEY MAKE AMAZING AND FUNNY CONTENT

-hang3mybeloved

nanamis_housewife is a very cool content creator on a social media platform called TikTok.

nanamis_housewife by hang3mybeloved June 29, 2021

Daniella housewife

A dirty, useless housewife who has never moved up in status for more than a day.

Get on all fours and make me pasta dirty slave Daniella housewife!!

Daniella housewife by all.about.that.bass______ November 14, 2022

Frustrated housewife 

A woman out at night by herself looking like she wants some space or time by herself.

I saw a woman at a bar by herself watching sports and she looked like a frustrated housewife wanting a break from her husband and kids.

Frustrated housewife by SaraK92419 July 28, 2025

Dusty housewife

A middle-aged woman who is great yet REALLY rough around the edges.

My girl Kelz is a dusty housewife!

Dusty housewife by PolitelyEvil March 30, 2026

The Norwegian housewife 

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

The Norwegian housewife by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010