hornery

horny + ornery

The irritable state resulting from not getting any

Man, I'm so hornery that girls don't wanna talk to me, it's a vicious circle.

by gooberbigglesnot October 8, 2004

horneeze

that feeling when you're gonna sneeze but you dont sneeze and you feel like sneezing really bad aka horny for sneeze

'hey what's up with you?'
'man i'm horneeze'
'God, i hate that feeling'

*you're gonna sneeze and someone interupts you*
'goddamit shakeel you made me horneeze, now that sneeze's never gonna happen'
'gee, sorry mate'

by Xxxquickscope420xxX September 8, 2014

Horned Bird

A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.

My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?

by an on e muz October 22, 2011

Hornsea

Handsome-town, H-town, Horny-ville, (whatever you want to call it) is a lovely seaside town in East Yorkshire. It is famous for its: fish and chips, pubs, sport teams and the greatest nightclub in the UK.....FLORAL!

Hornsea

by Ricky 'Decks'ter August 27, 2012

Hornbeek

Three months after your wife gives birth and begins to loose that baby belly she goes out and buys a new dress. When she asks you how she looks your response is " you lost some of that baby belly but your not ready for that dress yet! " immediately you realize that you will be living a life of celibacy for the next three months.

Brian's old lady bought a new dress the other day and he pulled a hornbeek when she asked him how it looked. Looks like he will be waxing his own pole for the next couple months , poor bastard.

by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014

hornet clamp

While positioned in the rear of a female (preferably doggy style), approach while maintaining a flat back, good hitting position. Next, when you can either smell their breath or step on their toes, thrust your hips forward while launching your arms upward and under the armpits. Finally, strongly grasp the breasts of the victim and squeeze your elbows together, preventing escape as you carry them forward. You have now completed a perfect form Hornet Clamp.

"I totally Hornet Clamped that bitch last night"

by Italian6969 August 17, 2014

Horne

A last name that gets you picked fun of in middle/ high school

"Lol your last name is horne... Your horney lol."

- That kid in history class.

by JoJomae006 May 25, 2020