1) one who smells the flatus and won't rest until they find out who tooted the butt bugle; higher prevalence in females.
2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
Kris: "Damn dude, Kelly Sepulveda is always picking up on my ass creepers. I'm like so embarrassed and stuff"
Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."
Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."
by weenus222 November 3, 2010
by MONDOBEYONDO October 10, 2011
gypsy cock sucking nigger boy, fucks cats and goats, like to get felched by his grandpa and he like to get pounded hard in the ass by a horse with a 12 foot cock.
Stranger 1: Hey enrique did you see that nigger faggot getting fucked by a horse over there?
Stranger 2: Yeah he must be a Drew Holmes
Stranger 2: Yeah he must be a Drew Holmes
by derponymos January 14, 2012
term used to describe a man that attacks the world with a sword of optimism. A man who looks at failure with a confused face, because he's never encountered it. A man who questions nothing, because he knows everything. Synonyms include: Perfection, Flawless, Swaggerific
Girl: I dont like blind dates
Woman: But this guy is like Damien Holmes
Girl: Disregard my last statement. I'm in
Woman: But this guy is like Damien Holmes
Girl: Disregard my last statement. I'm in
by Billy Hellyeah November 3, 2011
A person with a substantial level of knowledge and experience in the field of athletics and/or keeping fit.
Derives from the athlete Kelly Holmes, a British Olympic gold-medalist; usage popularised by the character Lauren from the catherine tate show.
Derives from the athlete Kelly Holmes, a British Olympic gold-medalist; usage popularised by the character Lauren from the catherine tate show.
Gym instructor: You're going very slowly on that treadmill.
Lauren: What do you know, are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: No, but...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: I'm only trying to hel...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: Just let me show...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
etc
Lauren: What do you know, are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: No, but...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: I'm only trying to hel...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
Gym instructor: Just let me show...
Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?
etc
by Einar Stefanoffenson March 7, 2007
by Alex216 March 13, 2008