The Hitchhiker 

When you are with a female and you are giving her oral and you realize that she would rather rub one off herself. You proceed to allow her to rub one off while you extend your thumb and stick it in the vagina while she is rubbing so that you can feel all the goodness during her orgasm.

As I was giving my girl oral, I realized that she would prefer The Hitchhiker so I proceeded to give her a thumb up for joy.

The Hitchhiker by cskIcemancsk July 29, 2009

Reverse Hitchhiker 

A) A right overhanded handjob given by a passenger in an automobile.

Sally's left wrist was sprained so she gave me a reverse hitchhiker on the drive home.

Reverse Hitchhiker by DudemanAric March 16, 2012

The Hitchhiker 

When you borrow your friend's shorts/pants after he had just jerked-off in them. You are now harboring a "hitchhiker"! You then go home to your wife/gf and do the dirty, 9 months later you have a kid fathered by none other than... Your best friend!

The Hitchhiker

The Hitchhiker by G Money 44 June 27, 2011

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

The worst movie I have ever seen. A total waste of my life. A movie that is so bad that its terribleness can tick a nun off so bad that she dirty sanches the director.

Peter: dude did you see that that nun just dirty sanchesed that guy.

John: yeah the nun just came out of that gay movie, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. And the guy that just got dirty sanchesed was the director.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Aarden Dick May 3, 2005

hershey highway hitchhiker 

Gay man who likes to be the pitcher when having anal sex. He hops on board the hershey highway for a little ride.....

That guy is a freakin' hershey highway hitchhiker....

hershey highway hitchhiker by JFKBMB January 13, 2007

The hitchhiker's guide

The hitchhiker's guide was a fictional book within Arthur Douglas's "hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" series. It is the galaxy's most definitive encyclopaedia (according to ford prefect it is much better than it's nearest competitor the encyclopaedia galactica) it is later replaced by the hitchhiker's guide mark II

"The babel fish is small, yellow and leech like, and probably the oddest thing in the universe" -the hitchhiker's guide

The hitchhiker's guide by Don't take me seriously April 10, 2015

fancy hitchhiker 

Sticking your thumb in someone's butt and wiggling it around.

He screamed with pleasure as I gave him a fancy hitchhiker.

fancy hitchhiker by Silverlining March 8, 2015