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Hibernate Hoe

Someone who began as a Hoe but a life event caused them to stop being that Hoe. ie. pregnancy, STD, injury etc. But without fail... once a Hoe always a Hoe.
Man, I've been married 13 years and I just found out my Old Lady is a Hibernate Hoe. She spreading them legs like warm butter
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
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The Hibernation

The Hibernation starts the preparation for pride month. It is the 3 months of March April and May Beware for when it ends. This also signals the end of the Gaybernation.
Prepare The Hibernation is coming to an end
by Slavic Leprechaun June 1, 2023
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asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.
-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."
by real_name_taken September 28, 2015
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Education Hibernation

An afterschool nap that lasts longer than 4 hours and makes you skip dinner, social life, and any other commitments you made that afternoon/evening.
I was too tired to even play video games, so I just took an Education Hibernation.
by TheGayAccount March 24, 2023
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Hibernating Turtle

Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.
This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.
by Buckeohare January 17, 2025
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Medical Hibernation

When you eat a large amount of food before taking some medicine and sleeping in all day in order to cure whatever sickness or issues you're currently undergoing.
Just finished a big meal of some chicken strips and bread,gonna pop a pill and go into medical hibernation for the rest of the day until my back feels better.
by Lazthedictionist May 28, 2025
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jewish hibernation

The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.
David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."
by Aiden Schwartz April 3, 2016
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