The best person ever. I love them.
by cosmicmushrooms December 31, 2021
by cosmicmushrooms December 31, 2021
Jacob Moises Hernandez is name for those of very high intellect. While he may seem shy at first he really and I mean really shows his weird side. Some say he’s the funniest, smartest and most Mexican guy ever. While those statements may be true he can also come off as a dickhead. He’s can turn most shitty situations into a happy one but at the same time he can also ruin friendships in an instant because of the simple fact that he really don’t give a shit sometimes.
Guy 1: Wow! Did you hear what Jacob Hernandez did!?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?
by yacob_mh May 22, 2020
He is super hot, smart, talented, and sometimes quiet. He is a dream boyfriend to have, he is very sweet and likes to talk to you, he will never ever leave your side.
by JordanLuvv12 September 27, 2018
Better then gosens
Who is the best Left back in the serie a?
Definitely not spinazzola or gosens it has to be Theo Hernandez
Definitely not spinazzola or gosens it has to be Theo Hernandez
by Moggi December 22, 2020
The act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. Typically a sexual act.
"Oh god I feel so much better after that Dirty Hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.
by Holeman Copkins May 20, 2010