Heffer

An incredibly Obese woman... such as Jordan "Fat Dyke Chick" Idontdeservealastname

That heffer just called the cops on us! MOOOOOOOO

by sweet at life September 7, 2008

Heffley

Someone who lives in the middle of no where. Someone who can hunt and fish like its their job. Total redneck and proud of it.

Did you see the 12 pointer that guy got?

Yea dude, hes a Heffley, thats why!

by LowerBankBlueEyes23 June 29, 2009

Hufflering

When a man cums in a gaping arse and sticks his nose in and huffs on it

"We tried hufflering for the first time last night"

OR

" You can huffle my ring any time"

OR

"Hey babe can I give you a hufflering tonight"

by Mojokelicis December 6, 2019

Rodrick Heffley

Greg Heffley's older brother. Not the nicest person to Greg, I can't deny that.

Considered by some people to be the most "normal" Heffley in the family.

Oh, and some people on this site seem to be simping for him.

"Rodrick Heffley is basically asking his dad to do his essay for him. There is no way Frank's actually going to-"

*His dad types Rodrick's essay for him*

"Bruh I hate this family sometimes."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Heffer

To express a low opinion of a female

"Oh no that heffer didn't"

by Akieva May 2, 2005

Moose-Heffer

A person (male or female) that often has cankles, is either grossly overweight (we're talking ripples and folds upon folds here) or are just really ugly and can't walk properly up stairs because,
1. They are grossly overweight and...
2. They don't know how to walk up stairs without stomping and making the apartment block shudder while doing so.

Generally, Moose-Heffers are lovely people.

Have you seen her? What a Moose-Heffer?
or
Oh God, it's Moose-Heffer. Brace yourself for the shuddering as she stomps up the stairs on her stumpy cankles

by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005

roderick heffley

The definition of perfect. He should be everyones idol and everyone should take after this sexy sexy man. Hes in a band with some random kids and hes the drummer which immediately makes him sexier than everyone else. He was doing so good in his life but stupid greg heffley got in the way.

me: have you seen the new kid roderick heffley?
person: yeah hes so hot would smash

by ailisisntaranga March 22, 2021