HDDD (Head Down, Dick Down)

When you are out in public with your partner and someone super hot crosses your path, you got to keep an eye off of them to prove your trust towards your partner, that you aint turned on by anyone other than him/her.

Jake gotta have HDDD (Head Down, Dick Down) to prove it to Kylie that he's genuinely into her and that he isnt hoeing around

by Jeh78 June 1, 2022

Andy Dick Head Slam

A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.

The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010

futhermucker shit face dick headed leach

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys

Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?

by DoritosRlife May 23, 2016

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

slightly dick headed

Someone who doesn't fully posses the necessary qualities to be a full on dick head. Only slightly.

1:That bitch just shouted at me across the restaurant! Wow, she's slightly dick headed!

2: He ordered me around like he pays my bills. What a slight dick head!

by MicMac88 January 24, 2014

Dick head

Eg Jordan

Jordans a dick head

by Dankmemesayyy October 6, 2016

Dick-Head

Teenage boy who’s mutant Dick has grown to an enormous size from birth and is amputated to the head. Also has the hair of what you would find on a grown mans Dick.

Maaannn, look at that big Dick-Head

by Ya Dad lesbian lol November 12, 2018