Harbor master

The guy who officiates a docking practice.

Hey guys, let's shove our dicks into each other's foreskin!
Wait, we need a harbor master!

by TheHarborMaster February 11, 2015

mental hardon

to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )

I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon

by Lord Buck February 23, 2009

Benton Harbor bankroll

A folded amount of single dollar bills with one larger bill wrapped around it.

I dipped in my pocket for my Benton Harbor bankroll

by bobojr November 2, 2011

hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

Oak Harbor Ohio

Full of hicks who fight about who’s truck is bigger or who can chew more dip. most girls are hoes and go around boy to boy just to use them for their cattle. also most guys care more about their cigs rather than getting a diploma and stick to farming. yeee haw

Did you see all those damn tractors in oak harbor ohio?

by kaydaddy January 3, 2019

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019

Safety harbor middle

A school where teachers complain about you speed walking in a empty hallway, food tastes like shit, and grass is a higher priority then kids

Idk add me on discord Lj#2679 (safety harbor middle school)

by Safety harbor middle September 7, 2021