What pity-seeking, depressed, and usually obese people post on social media to notify their “friends” that it would have been their dead relative’s birthday. Realistically, these are made to seek likes, because that is the equivalent to having friends in today’s sad, sad society. These posts also are designed to trigger the automatic response of their “friends” to comment the typical “so sorry for your loss” and similar “happy birthday to your dead relative”.
Happy heavenly birthday great great grandma, you would have been 168 today :(
“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”
SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!
“Yeah you never met her, know nothing about her, and furthermore, she can’t see this post”
SO WHAT??? GIVE ME PITY!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 April 4, 2023

by Mar W. January 29, 2009

Wishing someone a happy Birthday before the date of their Birthday because you know you will forget on the day to wish them or will feel bad to wish them after.
by Kevin D'Andrade October 2, 2007

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:
- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.
- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.
by augustonovato April 22, 2010

Your a turd you fucking bitch
I really didn't like when roddy missed the fantasy football draft. He was sure acting like a Happy Birthday Roddy.
by Croddy March 9, 2016

by Balls2Wall August 13, 2023

I want to fuck you again
He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text
by pp cc uu October 2, 2021
