brian haner

Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold's father. Also a very talented guitarist who brought his son up to do the same. Can be seen in Achmed's Jingle Bombs video as the "guitar guy."

Dude 1: Do you know who Brian Haner is?
Dude 2: Of course I do. He's Syn Gates' father, and a kickass guitarist.

by tazunderfire6661 May 21, 2008

Hanes grazer

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. First used by Howard Stern.

"Are you just another turd tapping Hanes grazer!?"

by Carl J. Maltese April 13, 2007

Haneted

Every now and then, some random person on the internet says a word in a different way to make it sound funny. This is one of those words. Said by PkSparkxx, haneted in comedic version of haunted, and has the exact same meaning.

Pause! Hold up! AINT NOBODY TELL ME THAT THESE HOUSES WHERE HANETED!

by Rojo7500 August 23, 2018

Hamzeh

A man with a heart of gold. He is often described as nice and charismatic but his intents are sometimes misunderstood. But worry little. He says the right things, in the right moments since his communication is exceptional.

person 1: Being homeless gives me hope because that man spared me with food. He must be a Hamzeh.

by hansolowars March 10, 2021

Left Handed Stop Sign

The wedding band on a man's finger that makes you stop trying to talk or flirt with him.

Jane: "Wow do you see that hot guy over there"

Jenny: "Don't even think about it. Left handed stop sign."

by mb95482 September 8, 2010

one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

by Snarfy December 18, 2011

Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018