Emperor's Hand

A person who performs "special tasks" for Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire. Mara Jade was a known Hand.

"Palpatine is an unmarried man, right?"
"Yeah, I'd hate to be one of the Emperor's Hands on a lonely night."

by Nom Anor June 17, 2008

shaking the devil's hand

to masturbate.

Last night I was having a great time shaking the devil's hand.

by Intrixey May 21, 2018

hitler's hanky

A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe an ash tray clean.

great Odin's beard! my ash tray is full, where is my hitler's hanky.

by monkeyislandproductions January 22, 2014

Captain's Hand

the hand ya beat ur captain with

phil you just shook his captain's hand!!!!

by leroy jenkins June 20, 2006

Emperor's Hand

The hand of the holy God Emperor of mankind in the warhammer 40'000 universe

I fapped to a picture of the Emperor's Hand today. FOR THE EMPEROR'S GLORY!

by xaneks November 17, 2016

That's hands

When someone says something ridiculously stupid another person can call out "hands" and gets to slap their hand.

B is the last number of the alphabet
(Another person) that's hands

by Piece of buttocks February 14, 2017

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019