Habadassery

Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.

Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.

It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.

Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?

REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.

Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?

REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.

by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010

hana haytham

a girl that’s gone insanse to the point she thinks a zombie apocalypse will happen

oh look it’s hana haytham!

by a friend of hana haytham November 11, 2019

Hanakoing

Hanakoing is simply being cool/eating donuts.

(Hanako is a little guy that IS cool and loves donuts.)

Person A: "Hey, did you hear about that person hanakoing the other day?"
Person B: "Yeah, that was pretty awesome!"

by CandyC4ne July 28, 2022

hanabata days

Word used in Hawaii that refers to one's childhood. Derived from the Japanese word "hana", meaning 'nose', and the English word "butter", which in spoken in Hawaiian pidgin can sound like 'bata.' So Hanabata Days are the "nose butter" days, or the days when we had runny noses. Can also spelled Hanabuddah Days.

I known him for one long time, ever since Hanabata Days.

by Jimmy Hapa September 6, 2005

Hana

a super swaggie lil fricker

Hana threw her computer out the window because she saw a meme.

by Hinaynay April 16, 2013

Hanahaki Disease

The Hanahaki disease is a fictional disease that makes you throw up flowers or flower petals. There is no chosen flower type, it only depends on the victim's favorite color or type of flower. It starts with someone loving another person but, The other person already loves someone. Then the victim starts to throw up, the victim expecting barf, but no. It's flower petals or flowers. The flowers and petals stay in the victim's lungs until the crush says they love them. But if the crush does not say they love the victim in time, The victims lungs will fill up with more flowers and petals until they suffocate and die.

I ran home. Covering my mouth, I unlocked the door and tried to run to the upstairs bathroom. But I started coughing a lot. I knew I had to clean my barf up. I opened my mouth and closed my eyes. I felt something touching my hands lightly. I opened my eyes and noticed it was a single flower and flower petal swirling in my blood. This was the fifth time this month. The Hanahaki Disease... I suddenly dropped to the floor and started choking. There was no one in the house. I felt my lungs filling up with flowers and flower petals. My vision got blurry and I had a vision of my crush. 'heh, who said love couldn't kill?' I said slightly. My eyes closed slowly. 'I love you.' I whispered slightly.

by DoggiePotato_ 915 January 11, 2021

Hanahaki Disease

A fiction character that suffers from one sided love. Someone who loves a person but that person does not love them in return. They choke and cough up flower petals.

She coughed up petals because she has Hanahaki Disease.

by Izzy24 October 1, 2018