Van Helsing procedure

The method for destroying a vampire espoused by Abraham Van Helsing, MD, PhD, DLitt, JD, etc, etc, etc. It calls for driving a stake through the undead one's heart, cutting off its head, stuffing its mouth with garlic, and placing the head between its knees. It nearly always works unless Hollywood needs to resurrect the vampire for a sequel.

"We'll make sure Lush Rimjob stays in his grave by applying the Van Helsing procedure."

by Phlatus the Elder February 28, 2023

Laugh-Hasing

(noun, verb)
/laf-hāz-ing/
1. The rare art of expressing joy in a grammatically creative

way.
2. When you’re laughing too hard to care about proper

words.
3. A word so legendary it deserves a dictionary entry.
Origin: ARYA PORE; 2024

When the joke isn’t even funny, but you’re already laugh-hasing like crazy because your bestie told it.

by Valeria Nyx March 4, 2025

Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer

Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer (known premaritally as Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger) is the main antagonist of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody, often appearing in several episodes. She was a hotel inspector from Germany in her first appearance.

"I- I just"
"Ja?"
"Your name-"
"Ja?"
"I can't- I just- ok, what's your name?"
"Oh, ja! for some reason people have trouble. I am Ilsa Schicklgrubermeiger-von Helsinger Kepelugerhoffer ."
"I-"

by whatyoustaringat. May 7, 2021