Hackensack Handshake

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.

"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."

by WayzataRules June 1, 2018

Hackysack

Hackysack is something you call someone when they use an Xbox originated username

Bro shut up, you’re literally a Hackysack!

by dogebot1028 January 20, 2022

Hackensack

A city in New jersey where hospitals take up more than half of the land

Hackensack lol sack

by FlabbyPancakeSause January 22, 2023

Hackensack

charizarding but with pure diesel

I hackensacked here so hard

by just a random online classer December 19, 2025

Black Hackysack

When a girl kicks you until your balls become black, resembaling a black hackysack.

Person 1: My girl gave me a black hackysack last night, i still cant sit down

Person 2: Damn that's crazy.

by TheBlackDemon December 13, 2016

Toyota of Hackensack

Monthly meeting place for ardent quilters where event-goers practice honest to goodness quilting, and certainly not anything sexual. The location has become so inexorably tied to the act of quilting that itself has become a verb.

Sorry Jane, I can't come to your key party as I'll be Toyota of Hackensacking.

by churchsteve March 18, 2019

What The Hackysack

A phrase meaning What the heck but more aggressive.

Miranda: I slept with your father
Nick: What the hackysack, How could you.

by Nigglywiggly0630 May 25, 2020