Hello, and welcome to today's segment of, Animated Men I would sell my body to at a discount price. The discount being free because I would never make these fine gentleman pay for a whore like me. Today's gentleman is Howl Pendragon. Step on my dumb little neck with your expensive boots you filthy witch. I don't care if there's not a fruitful thought behind those eyes cuz just look at him in these pants. If ever I saw the Renaissance twinky in public we're smashing parts on sight. I'd love nothing more than going on a whirlwind adventure with this garden himbo 3000. Let's discover new things together. Is there a 4th hole? Can we make a new one? The possibilities are endless. This is the kind of man that will destroy your body but wear a face mask with you after. I'm forfeiting my dignity I am this man's trash can. That's all for today folks join me next time to see which animated gentleman I'm throwing this slab of meat at.
by Antarcticite December 5, 2021
Get the Howl Pendragonmug. Da screaming-intense experiences dat you encounter during an appointment to have your pearly-whites worked on.
With modern-day anesthesia and nitrous oxide, getting you wisdom teeth pulled is not usually such howling avdentures as it used to be.
by QuacksO May 21, 2023
Get the howling avdenturesmug. What you eye-twinklingly ask a buddy, infirm/elderly neighbor, cute chick, etc. when you both know dat you're merely asking said other person if he/she wants to ride along wif you on a simple shopping and/or errands-running trip into town.
Asking someone, "Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?" can yield benefits not just for you, but for da other person, too --- not only will he be providing you wif pleasant/entertaining companionship on your otherwise-boring-and-ordinary sojourn, but it may also allow HIM to accomplish one or more desired activities of his own while he's in said business district, such as stocking up on groceries/housewares, doing laundry, etc. Plus of course, he will be able to perform said tasks more easily, economically, safely, etc, than if he'd had to either make said "trip to da big city" all by himself, or get someone else to do it for him.
by QuacksO August 17, 2023
Get the Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?mug. by MrWhite2020 May 7, 2023
Get the A howling of Karen'smug. by SOFTPULL September 7, 2018
Get the HOWLING CHEEKSmug. Padge howling slang used in silby to describe a person who looks throw windows late at night look for views to masterbate to
by Sir jebend February 10, 2023
Get the Padge howlingmug. Intense laughter where it sometimes borderlines evil laughter when a black comedy laced retort ensues. Noted when my blog zings factions of the industry as they don't know whether to laugh or be pissed.
Jenna's tweet about Playboy with their choice being a Science Project.
The rest of peanut gallery on twitter were trying to gangup
me, "As a straight man, uh Playboy have you seen either Sleepaway Camp or The Crying Game"
Another, "That's so stupid most of all *NOT FUNNY*"
There were a bunch of howls ensuing when they realize the hindsight as a collective "oh shit" was invoked when I started tagging the science project from TLC after they ganged up on Dillard over his tweet as I became more scientific with the debunking. And they thought they were pissed at Jenna's retort they should had seen my bukkake party crack on blogspot.
The rest of peanut gallery on twitter were trying to gangup
me, "As a straight man, uh Playboy have you seen either Sleepaway Camp or The Crying Game"
Another, "That's so stupid most of all *NOT FUNNY*"
There were a bunch of howls ensuing when they realize the hindsight as a collective "oh shit" was invoked when I started tagging the science project from TLC after they ganged up on Dillard over his tweet as I became more scientific with the debunking. And they thought they were pissed at Jenna's retort they should had seen my bukkake party crack on blogspot.
by illinoishorrorman May 3, 2018
Get the howlmug.