Holden

a man who is not afraid to tell you to go fuck yourself or say very depraved things.

HOLDENHOLDEN

by God_Of_Pizza May 3, 2022

Holden

Holden is the best type of person, Holden's are leader by nature and perfect in every way shape, and form. Holden gets all the women and all of them would be lucky to have a Holden. Holden's extremely smart and gets straight A's in school. They also have an average penis size of 8 - 16 Inches.

Hot girl: OMG I LOVE HOLDEN I WANT HIM SO BAD
Other Hot Girl: NO HE'S MINE
Both: Fight For Holden

by Bigman Mitchell September 1, 2022

Holden

Best boyfriend ever. He makes your world light up in a second. His eyes are the best part. Just look into those dreamy eyes and know you want him. Holdens usually have brown eyes and dirty blonde hair. Any girl would dream to have a Holden in their life.

Yeah i hung out with Holden today
Lucky!

by minionluver August 2, 2022

Holden

A boy who is fruity

He acts like such a Holden

by Poopywoopyhead146 August 5, 2022

Holden

Unisex name of a beautiful, strong, intelligent woman. Name has Irish, old English and Norwegian descent. Nickname Goldie and Honey.

I love unisex names for a female, Holden is so unique.

by CelticWoman December 15, 2022

Holden

The realist motherfucker you'll ever meet.
He is a funny down to earth stoner and can pull like no one's business.
He is 6ft tall with a giant penis.

Holden is him
Holden is that guy
Get used to it

by The real Joe Gatto October 14, 2022

Holden

The new and improved Crocodile Dundee

Oi maybe that's not a knife this is a knife Crocodile Dundee Holden

by anonymous February 26, 2023