hockey privilege

when girls become attracted to hockey players only because they play hockey.

*ryan is ugly, and new to the school*
ava: omg ryan is sooooo hot. he plays hockey
*ryan and ava snap each other despite the fact they haven’t even met in person yet, only because he plays hockey*
this would be an example of hockey privilege

by stay single 4 life November 19, 2020

Hockey Ass

Hockey Ass is what is created due to the constant squating position hockey players do to get the longest skating stride possible. Working out doing mostly Back squats, Deadlifts, lunges etc, also help in the creation of the perfect hockey ass. It is a firm, large, and muscular bottom which is something puck bunnies are always on the look for. Buying Jeans or other pants can be a disaster as having horse-like thighs and ass makes many pairs too small. Overall, having a Hockey Ass is awesome, and will surely get you laid ;)

Puck Bunny 1: OMG, Here comes #20!

Puck Bunny 2: Look at that Hockey Ass

by Hockey Jock February 2, 2017

Canadian hockey smile

The semi-toothless grin of a person missing teeth as a result of playing hockey.

Dave took a puck to the mouth in the game on saturday and lost three teeth, now he has an awesome Canadian hockey smile.

by General Information May 28, 2009

Ice hockey

A team sport played on ice with sticks. It is a bit like bandy, but on a smaller field and with a puck in stead of a ball. The five field players go on and off the ice pretty often during the game.

- Do you play bandy in these parts?

- No, we don't have the space for a bandy rink, so we only play ice hockey.

by EliasG March 28, 2018

Let’s make like a hockey and puck

When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”

John: we gonna head out?
Jane: Yup, let’s make like a hockey and puck!
John: Hm…

by Long Horse Short Walk October 7, 2021

Hocomania

The process of trolling an online community with the intent to commit mayhem, while concurrently fooling enough of the community participants into thinking you actually have a point, albeit one made up of bad math and ridiculous ideas.

I gave up posting on that board, too much unchecked Hocomania going on.

by TH March 19, 2005

hockey

The best SPORT in the world! Well known for being played on ice with a hockey stick and puck.
Until recently, it was mostly played in the colder countries and far North America (areas of the US taken over by Canadians). However, America has yielded some of the best players and teams. See Mike Modano, Bill Guerin, and Chris Chelios. Also see the Dallas Stars and Detroit Red Wings.
Hockey has also moved into the deep south (areas that don't really know what ice is) and turned many towns into hockey towns. See Dallas, Atlanta, San Jose, Phoenix, and Nashville.

me: Did you see the game last night (could only be talking about hockey)
co-worker: Yeah, the Stars kicked ass!
me: You know it. I think we could be a Stanley Cup contender this year.
co-worker: Hell yeah!
Together: GO STARS!

by SummerGirl April 17, 2006