Hilatious

Something that is so funny that it's hilarity cannot even be contained by the correct spelling of the word hilarious thus it becomes hilatious.

Me; Did you read that joke about JP's face?
Kelli: haha yeah, that was really Hilatious

by lmnade March 2, 2011

hikaru and kaoru

hikaru and kaoru- both twins in the anime show, ouran high school host club. they are both twins and don't have lots of friends outside the host club (to there own choosing) they are identical twins and enjoy playing tricks on people in the host club. only haruhi can tell them apart and she is the only one who has ever been able to get close to them (in an emotional way). the twins are only apart sometimes, other than that they are never separated. they are seen as the 'little devil types' in the host club and are thought to be in an incestious relationship, they sleep together (strickly non-sexual, or is it?) and the members of the host club see it as 'brotherly love'. they have only had one fight which led them to changing there hair color to tell each other apart. they have a very strong bond and sometimes complete each others sentences.

Hikaru= Listen, just the fact that were both handsome types and homo scores a lot points, and while our act swings between friendship and homo is favorable enough...
kaoru= in our case we just use the biggest taboo of us being twins as our biggest weapon.
I LOVE HIKARU AND KAORU:)!!!!

by ouranhighschoolhostclublover:) February 15, 2009

Hilarialols

Something that is both Hilarious and also receives much LOLage.

Dude, have you seen The Hangover?
Yeah man, that shit is Hilarialols

by He-Man88 October 7, 2009

Hilarias

An adjective commonly used to portray the act of impersonating another heritage for one’s own distorted self image.

Most of the nation found it Hilarias when they found out Hilaria was actually Hillary from Massachusetts.

by Alecthesociopath January 5, 2021

Helaraptorationastoluacuoleosisyzzitis

A medical condition meaning u have stage 1, 2, 3, and 4 of cancer all at the same time while having a deadly cold whilst also having a heart attack,
Helaraptorationastoluacuoleosisyzzitis also has a 100% chance of death and there are no possible cures of it, but dont worry the only way you can get helaraptorationastoluacuoleosisyzzitis is by eating 10 dogs or if it runs in the family which only has a 0.00000000001% chance.

i have helaraptorationastoluacuoleosisyzzitis.

by Henrythegerman June 13, 2023

hilarbear

When an event is so ridiculously funny that the level of its humor transcends the communicative abilities of the English language. When "funny," "haha," "roflcopter" and even "lollersk8r" do not suffice. Then, it is time for the hilarbear to roar.

ZOMG, did you see Max fall off the roller coaster and break every bone in his body? Total hilarbear.

by maxatron94 June 4, 2011

Hilary Duff

A girl who got a record deal based on her already-present fame, rather than vocal talent.
Her voice is horrible, despite the digital altering. Hilary Duff makes Britney Spears sound like Mariah Carey.
And, on top of that, Hilary doesn't even write her own songs (which is a scary thought anyway). Her singing is pretty much monotone; she has a pathetic voice range.
Let's just say that she wouldn't stand a chance on American Idol.

(on American Idol, before Hilary's fame)
Hilary: Today I'll be performing "Why Not" for you! Omigosh, I'm sooo gonna be the next American Idol.
Paula: We're ready when you're ready.
Hilary (singing): Why not, take a crazy chance, why not, do a crazy dance---
Simon: Spare us! STOP! My GOD, you sound like a dying goat! Agh, my ears..
Hilary: B-b-but, I'm like, so pretty!

by Ivory March 10, 2004