i het you

It's the same word like "I hate you" but more dramatical.
a : sorry i cannot give you anything in your birthday..
b: i het you :^(
by ohkaii March 02, 2018
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Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos signifies a cultural change in homoerotic relationships with the earth itself.
Michelle: What’s up?
Roman: Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos
Michelle: *Fortnite dances*
by kaasbonk September 13, 2022
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a confused het

jessica is a confused het
by markleeh June 17, 2018
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Het-Blind

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
by fox fox April 23, 2024
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het cetera

het cet·er·a
/het ˈsedərə/

adverb: hetcetera
1. used at the end of a list to indicate that further, heterosexual shenanigans are included.
"They have been busy with the gender reveal party, live laugh loving, het cetera."
by nerdularnerdence April 18, 2020
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A het-hot

A hot person by heteronormative standards.
Ie a woman with long natural hair, wearing a topshop dress & heels.

This term is often used by queer people to humorously comment on a heteronormative standard of beauty
to which they don't subscribe and are not included within.
I wouldn't choose to date a het-hot.
Love Island is just a zoo of het-hots.
by Queerovia November 02, 2022
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het poacher

A person who is so distinctively attractive they turn a person gay or bisexual.
Person 1: "Hey did you see Tom Holland in Uncharted?"

Person 2: "Oh my God, yes! He's such a het poacher!"
by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 24, 2022
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