Jake: Have you had some of that *random brand name* ketchup?
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz
Paul: *shoots Jake*
Paul: Shoulda bought Heinz
by AllKnowingTree October 21, 2021
Two words - Handsome hunk
Heinz is an nice attractive young person.
A lady killer in disguise,his charm is so powerful you'll know its him from a mile away.
Heinz is an nice attractive young person.
A lady killer in disguise,his charm is so powerful you'll know its him from a mile away.
by Hainz November 22, 2021
by Megmcc June 03, 2015
Beautiful and loyal boy who will always be by your side in the good or the bad. He hates school but loves playing all kinds of sports, specially soccer.
He is humble and kind and never keeps a word to himself. He has that beautiful smile that always knows what to say in the exact moment. He is hard to get, but once you fall for him you'll know that he will always make you feel special.
He is like a Super Hero to everyone. Best friend you can have and even though It's difficult he falls for you, if he does you might be from out of here.
He is humble and kind and never keeps a word to himself. He has that beautiful smile that always knows what to say in the exact moment. He is hard to get, but once you fall for him you'll know that he will always make you feel special.
He is like a Super Hero to everyone. Best friend you can have and even though It's difficult he falls for you, if he does you might be from out of here.
by By sportHFS November 22, 2021
Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish
,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''
,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.
He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING
He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING
,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''
,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''
,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
by Young diabetes March 29, 2016