Hector

A real shithead, if you ask me. Hector is the type of guy who’d rather sit on a dick and get a cake to his face instead of eating a dick and sit on a cake. Fuck this guy.
Yo, you see that guy over there? He reminds of me of Hector, sitting on that dick LMAO!
by BigPipiKing September 24, 2019
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Hector

A Hector is any extremely hirsute person, typically of very swarthy skin tone. Hectors are commonly found in tropical areas, but are quite far-ranging. In more temperate areas with lesser amounts of sunshine, Hectors are known to absorb available sunlight, lessening the amounts available to others. This absorption of sunlight often causes them to sweat profusely, sometimes resulting in an unpleasant odour. See Hector smells.
Will somebody please get that nasty Hector off the beach, he's frightening the tourists.
by Bulbous August 23, 2005
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A Male In Middle School That Is Gay.
This Claim Was Backed Up By Edvidence
Hey, look it is Hector!
Hector is so cool!
by Definitely Real Definition October 05, 2020
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He is a small tiny boy that will annoy you in ela class he is a jerk and mostly nobody likes him also his cousin ignores him
Omg their is hector the second grader
by It.natalie13 April 04, 2020
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Stop painting me, a hector as a giga chad, I’m a fat fuck who cries all day, and last I checked, that’s not a giga chad
by Hector_833 July 11, 2021
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a man who can hide anything under his ginormous stomach
where is all my stuff?
hector must have it
by The Bomb486 December 19, 2019
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A guy who loves gaming on macbook and loves girls (on the good ones) and he is really good at fortnite and all his friends love him
Joe "Damn i gotta game on a macbook?"
Dan "Be like Hector you twat"
by Osirisツ October 23, 2018
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