Whale shark gummer

When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.

Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.

by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022

GÜber

When you have taken a bit too much GHB and have to get a friend to call you an Über home.

"Yo Holmes, I can't see to dial... Do me a solid and call me a GÜber."

by AmatoryTeacher November 30, 2019

Dirty Gumper

A dirty gumper is when you poo in a plastic bag shake it up and spread it on your naked partner. Then you proceed to lick the remains off of your partner and have a dirty gumper make out

Gumper TY did you just dirty Gumper Ella Evan’s

by GUMPER master October 19, 2021

gubernatorial

Adj. relating to a governor, esp. of one of the 50 United States.

The California Gubernatorial Recall Election is getting CRAZY out of hand.

by Monique September 19, 2003

Guybernating

When a guy doesn't leave the house all day long. He just sits around doing guy stuff. e.g. watching sports/porn; playing video games; eating junk food

Man, my girlfriend is out of town this weekend and I just plan on guybernating. Eating pizza, watching the game, some porn and playing GTA4.

by johnnynono February 25, 2009

Guybernation

The phase where a guy has the need to sleep all day for several days. This could be due to a breakup, they constantly have nothing to do, or they're just really lazy.

Similar to Bears and other animals where they sleep for the winter.

Bob: Have you seen Dave lately? I haven't seen him in a bout a week!
John: Yeah, he's in his Guybernation phase.

by Larcondos July 10, 2011

Gumpert

A cat that follows you around all the time, never leaving your side, and is always vocalizing its desire for attention/ food. A cat that talks back when you tell it to quit jumping on the counters/ blinds/ screen door/ dog.

Person to cat: "Get off the counter!"

Cat: "MEOW!"

Person to cat: "You are such a fucking Gumpert."

by tacobellcrazy July 15, 2011