Gulching

Verb: To Gulch -

When a man shoves his dick down a chicks throat, and right at the point of deepest penetration, busts. This in effect causes the chick to vomit up the dick (note, the chick does not simply vomit, she specifically vomits the dick out of her throat) causing the most splendid sensation for the man.

Jackson: Yo man did you have fun last night with that one bitch?
Guilhem: Yee son she gulched my dick so hard i still have gulch juice up in my pubes.
Jackson: Niiiiiice, gulching feels fucking bomb!

by Gulchmaster 3000 March 16, 2010

Gulsafa

A girl who is very loyal and charming. Has the most beautiful and exotic facial features, and grabs attention of anyone walking past her. She is also a very kind friend, who will go out her way to fulfill the needs of others. If you ever find a Gulsafa - keep her. They're a rare type of human.

"Omg who's that? She looks so pretty and unique,"
"That's the charming girl, Gulsafa,"

by The Incognito Guy July 21, 2021

gush-n-go

A way to rehydrate oneself by using quick purposeful movements. It consists of 3 gulps, and then an immediate return to the original activity.

"Our instructor told us to gush-n-go, so we would be able to perform a full show."

by harmonick November 23, 2007

The Glush

At one time considered to be the missing link between man and his cousin the chimpanzee, the Glush is now recognized as man in his most base form. His ability to remain unaware of the horror he inspires is largely believed to be the reason he has not gone the way of the mammoth and other likeminded primordial beasts.

Question: Would you rather be blown to bits by an atomic bomb or spend a day with the glush?

Answer: blown to bits.

by J. Tapia September 6, 2007

Gulshen

The FUNNIEST PERSON EVER!! you love to be around a person with this name!! they are kind,sweet,funny and annoyingly AWSOME!!!!! I have a best friend with this name and they are AWESOME!! bestie ILYSM!!

OMG GULSHEN IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON EVER!!!

by anonweirdoalienlol12 January 12, 2022

Gulsethed

v.tr. - (Gulseth, Gulsethes, Gulsething)
1. Desparately helpless.
2. To be up a creek without a paddle.
3. To have the whole world in the palm of your hand and then piss it all away.

Your sweet Nissan is totally Gulsethed after you hit that deer on Boone Ave.

You idiot. You Gulsethed the drill rods under the driveway.

I'd sooner get Gulsethed out here in the middle of nowhere.

by Duistin November 9, 2010

Gush Fund

The female specific term describing images or thoughts used during masterbation to increase one's sexual arousal. The opposite of 'spank bank' which is the male specific term.

Wow, that guy is hot! I think I'll add him to my 'gush fund'!

by sexbeyond40 December 2, 2013