A tard guard is a human being set to help mentally challenged kids to not hurt themselves(or others) severely
When Fred saw that the tard guard, Donald, was out of class, Fred bolted across the room to the scissor drawer.
by TheTardGuard101 January 14, 2019
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The oldest sea-going branch of the military and most unknown. Under the Department of Homeland Security, the Coast Guard's main mission is the safety of personnel and property at sea. 98% of Coast Guard assests are comprised of hand-me-downs from the Navy.
NAVY SAILOR: "Damn, a Coastie took my wife."

NAVY CHIEF: "Ya, the Coast Guard does that."
by uscggm07 January 1, 2009
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The large, unattractive female in the group that keeps guys away from the hot chicks.
Any time you have tried to score and her friend wouldn't let her go home with you. That was the act of a true GUARD PIG!!!
by Steve March 19, 2005
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An honor guard is comprised of at least two persons, usually numbering five to seven persons, and can be larger. These individuals are usually uniformed, such uniforms relating to the particular group or organization they are providing services to. For example, a police honor guard would be comprised of uniformed police officers; a military honor guard would be comprised of armed forces members, members of an armed forces auxiliary organization, or other military-styled organization.

Further, honor guards represent the highest ideals of the country or culture they belong to. Most honor guards, therefore, in honor to their country of origin, carry their National flag and observe their country's flag code, as they pay their respects to the other values they hold. Nearly all military honor guards, by their nature, also include a National flag bearer and whatever else is required by said flag code. For example, the American flag code requires that the American flag be protected; thus, an additional member of the honor squad generally carries a rifle or saber (genuine or replica) in order to pay respects to this requirement.
The honor guard led the drum and bugle corps in the parade.
by songspirit May 20, 2006
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Those who police the police.
Lisa: If you're the police, who will police the police?

Homer: I dunno. Coast Guard.
by propensity May 25, 2004
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A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
by RaiderJunky October 13, 2005
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1. A group of people who are talented enough to not only march but also twirl flags rifles and sabers and sometimes dancing while doing so. And performing in field shows and pardes.
2. Somthing that takes your entire life.
3. an extra curricular activity which is much harder than cheer.
4. A group which makes the marching band look good.
1. WHere were you friday night?
at the game performing field show.
On Saturday?
o competition
all week after school?
practice.
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