dirty guacamole

When you cum in a girl's dirty ears and mix that shit around

Yo bro, that chick at the party last night had nasty ass ears, I gave that bitch the dirty guacamole and sent her ass home.

by PeanutButterCumDumpster August 3, 2019

Benjamin's Guacamole

When someone takes a massive runny green shit and tries to pass it off as guacamole

Steve: "Damn bro I just had green diarrhea"
Greg: "Cool let's bring some Benjamin's guacamole to the party"

by Unidef September 14, 2023

Gancanagh

A Gancanagh is a male faerie in Irish mythology that is known for seducing human women.
The Gancanagh are thought to have an addictive toxin in their skin that make the humans they seduce literally addicted to them. The women seduced by this type of faerie typically die from the withdrawal, pining away for the Ganacanagh's love or fighting to the death for his love.

The Gancanagh was addicted to seducing mortal women, which eventually lead to the women's death.

by DanielRadcliffeFan November 23, 2010

Canadian Guacamole

The act of jizzing in a bowl and proceeding to ruse a girl into thinking it is chip dip.

Canadian because unlike the traditional guacamole it is white like snow.

I was mad at my girlfriend so I decided to feed her some Canadian Guacamole

by KCJD November 17, 2013

guacamolito sauce

While guacamole is more solid with avocado, tomatoes, onions, chiles, spices, etc., Guacamolito is more salsa-like, more liquid in nature and used like a sauce atop of items.

"And it get's even awesomer when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside!" Narrator, "Taco Town" commercial

by Greg B. February 7, 2008

glance-flirt

When one notices an attractive person (usually across a room or street), they may stare intently at the other party until said party looks over at them, at which time the head of the glance-flirt initiator will be turned away. At regular intervals, the two must now look up at each other and make eye contact for a brief amount of time, then look away again.

This is an acceptable form of flirting.

I was at the grocery store today. There was this really hot girl there, and I was glance-flirting with her like the whole time I was there.

by MrCinnamon July 21, 2009

Guacamole Nigga Penis

Random words put together that sound funny. Ignore the other retarded definitions.

Someone: *says literally anything*
Funny random person: "Guacamole nigga penis"

by Nerd Lord July 3, 2019