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Grover Norquist

A scumbag worse than a child molester. The joker, Darth vader, Freddy kreuger, Hannibal lector, and Jeffery Dahmer gathered together and masturbated onto cruella de ville, and Grover Norquist is the mutated-pedophilic result.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Grover Norquist?
Person 2: Yeah! He's the guy with the really small dick!
Person 1: He's similar to Santorum

Person 2: Really? He's an ass hole!
by stoogey April 3, 2012
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Grandmom's Grocery Store

When you go to your grandmothers house, and get all the shit you need... for free!!

Example: Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Bread, Milk, Cheese, Spaghettio's, Garbage Bags, Oreo's, Cereal, Pasta, Tuna Fish.

Anything she has that would benefit you.
We need toilet paper, lets go to Grandmom's Grocery Store.
by Jameson Moonshine January 2, 2012
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space groceries

they are much like regular groceries, only purchased in space.
Princess Leia was just getting back from picking up some space groceries when this all happened...
by The Vijanaytor December 16, 2008
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grocery stalking

A play on words of the term "grocery shopping". Grocery stalking occurs when you are at your local market and spot a good-looking guy/girl. You might be interested in this person, so you sneakily follow them around the store to scope out what items they're buying and learn more about them. As opposed to traditional stalking, grocery stalking rarely continues outside the market, unless contact is made and/or phone numbers are exchanged.

Grocery stalking is the perfect pickup, because you can easily pretend to be interested in a product they are purchasing and strike up a conversation about it, and you instantly have something in common. This generally happens in the produce section around unusual/exotic fruits and vegetables.

By carefully inspecting the items in their cart, you can quickly learn much more about a person than you ever could at a singles bar-- such as whether this person is a vegetarian or has children.
Susy-- "Oh, look, check out that hottie! Let's go grocery stalking."

Lucy-- "Why? We need to hurry up."

Susy--"Just gimme a sec to see what he's buying, I might be interested."

*subtely checks out hottie's cart*

Susy--"Duct tape, lighter fluid, and trash bags. We better get outta here!"

Lucy--"I guess it is better to look before you leap."
by lilylee1107 January 18, 2010
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Grocery Store Feet

(Noun): When the bottom of someones feet are black like they've been walking bare-foot on a dirty grocery store floor.

Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.
Guy 1: Damn does she ever wear shoes?!
Guy 2: It don't look like it. She got grocery store feet!
by capnkev April 9, 2009
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double growler

When two bros take shits at the same time in adjacent stalls
Yo, Jeff, want to go work out a double growler with me?
by bigsexydlinn May 26, 2010
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Unload the groceries

I'll be online in a few minutes after I unload the groceries.
by GPRetto July 13, 2017
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