trail grommet

a lesbian aka jon mozer

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

Grommet

A small child who remains at a skatepark all day and does not move from a particular radius.

Little Jimmy likes to stand on top of the pyramid all day, what a grommet

by onoma777 October 22, 2008

schlogathong grommis

A kind of chodechonger that spends its time posting flames on lonux forums about his new exim configuration, while simultaneously seagulling anyone who passes by his desk.

billabong yonghis

by flonathon July 18, 2003

Grommet

Derogatory word for any female considered worthy of screwing. From “grommet”, meaning a rubber insert (with a hole through it), placed in a hole through metal or some other hard or sharp material, to protect a wire or pipe that passes through the material. This intimates a safe and comfortable hole into which you place your dick, cock, schlong, etc. etc. etc.

The place was chokka with grommet dude.

More grommet than you can shake your schlong at.

by Accur-a-see August 12, 2018

Gromit

A derogatory term for woman who dresses in a way that resembles Gromit from Wallace and Gromit. This typically includes very wide pants and argyle sweaters. They are often associated with Harry Styles or Arctic Monkeys and act 'woke'.

"Did you see the way she dresses?"
"Yeah, she's such a gromit".

by john slav November 2, 2021

Gromit

A, usually unpopular, Teenager who trys to be 'emo' or any other 'rock' social cliques but fails miserably.
Gromits often will try to dress as if they are trying to be 'unique' but end up looking like twats, will listen to 'screamo' rock music that they do not even like and cut themselves and/or act depressed to try and fit in with the more popular rock scene.

They, for some unkown reason, believe this is how to fit in.

They are wrong

Horribly

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A gromit band:

A band that calls themself hardcore/rock
But are shit

i.e. My Chemical Romance

Gromit: "Hey cool people with awesome hair and skinny jeans, may I hang out with you? I even cut myself and wore my converses especially"

Cool people: "No, you're a gromit who wants to be us, go kill yourself"

by Christopher 'Munky' Newton January 11, 2009

Grommet Vommit

The trickle of ejaculatory fluid coming from a women’s anus after you’ve spooged inside her rectum.

Damn after bustin up in that baloon knot the bitch had mad grommet vommit

by Smash Brown March 22, 2005