Grog The Trog 

An old wiseman from a small town in Nevada. He is rarely seen by anyone but you can find his name under railroad bridges from time to time.

Bondo: Hey Son check this out Grog The Trog has been here. He carved his name under this bridge.

Son: Wow dad he sure did that’s awesome it’s a real trout stamp if you are reading what I’m laying down.

Grog The Trog by Spoonyt69 March 4, 2022

grog rash

A Grog Rash is when your face gets really red especially around your cheeks and eyes, when you drink alcohol.

Check out the Grog Rash on that kid... He's practically glowing.

grog rash by Andy18 February 10, 2007

Grog Flog 

After a long night of heavy drinking, you do a massive grog bog and once that stench hits you, you projectile vomit everywhere and somehow end up using that as lubricant for a violet flog.

Hey dude, guess what! I totally had a grog flog last night, I'm still picking out the chunks!

Grog Flog by genuinepoon December 5, 2014

Grog Horrors

Australian slang for a medical condition which results from excessive alcohol consumption. Physical symptoms resemble those of a severe hangover (nausea, headache, physical malaise, tremors etc), however the Grog Horrors is accompanied by marked psychological symptoms which include (but are not limited to): profound feelings of self-loathing, regret, loss of self worth, depression, self-resentment. An attack of the Grog Horrors may occur spontaneously but is more commonly provoked by a hazy memory of inappropriate behaviour while under the influence. While the symptoms of an acute attack of the Grog Horrors usually subside within 24 to 48 hours, this condition may become chronic, particularly in the newly single, and in females aged 18 to 30.

Lauren: Where's Melissa?

Sophie: In bed. She's got a bad case of the Grog Horrors after she shit herself in the taxi on the way home last night.

Grog Horrors by Sentotheko May 17, 2018

Grog troll 

A loud, moderately unattractive woman who thinks she owns the bar because she's slept with a number of bouncers/bartenders. Named for creatures that frequent the Grog House in Gainesville, FL, but is applicable to any obnoxious drunk woman who you'd like to smack but you know would beat your civilized ass in a fight.

I went out looking for some strange, but the bar was full of nothing but Grog trolls. I'd rather masturbate with sand paper.

Grog troll by mariangelalala November 13, 2011

Grog Bog 

The smelly, wet shit you do after a big night boozing up.. especially after rum.

'man, i wouldnt go there, he just did a massive grog bog'

Grog Bog by tara February 22, 2004

grog monster 

An alchoholic.
*From grog, the old British Naval word for rum*

Look at him, he's a turning into a right old grog monster.

grog monster by dvarpala June 15, 2004