Griffe is a guy who is compared with the famous Family Guy character Peter Griffin. Griffe is a guy who is fat, stupid and is always hungry. Griffe has a very sensible temper, he can go from happy to angry in one second.
by Frankenstein1337 November 29, 2019

a Griff is a guy you had no idea existed 5 months ago, but has now changed your whole life into something amazing. Griff is a kind, loving and funny dude. if you find a Griff don't let him get away, this guy is one of the biggest blessings you will ever receive.
Annie: "Wow T, you have been glowing with joy lately!"
T: "That's because I have a Griff in my life."
T: "That's because I have a Griff in my life."
by pink Whitney Houston March 8, 2022

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A 6’4 male who always makes fun of people shorter than him due to the fact they are simply inferior and are not worth his attention.
Good day
Good day
God, griff is griff
by GXWL March 23, 2021

Griff is a slang term used in Rock Valley, Iowa and surrounding areas to describe those of the Netherlands Church descent. Initially used as an insult, those of the church adopted the nickname as to shield themselves from the negative implications.
"Oh Jebediah? Yeah he's a griff." "Yeah of course all the griffs flood mainstreet three times a week for their service"
by triptripforty October 9, 2021

the act of luring unsuspecting adults in to your dms only to surprise attack them with a "I'm a minor have fun in jail noncey boy" and then use age regression as a way out.
by horsefondler55 August 4, 2021
