Gremlins

Gremlins are a rare species of goblins. They start as fuzzy little creatures called Mogwais but they become disgusting and foul if they get the munchies after midnight. Gremlins come in very interesting and unique varieties of races. Some are green with yellow eyes, some are brown with wight fur, and some have red spines extended out on their backs.

Citrus: Hey, I fed my mogwai and now it’s a gremlin.

Jack: WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Citrus: Um, he looks less wimpy and more cool?

Jack: But gremlins are foul creatures!

by The guy with the orange September 23, 2018

Gremlin

the one friend who you need to feed constantly but not at midnight ( they will still beg for it DON'T give in).just give them what they want and they will be quite

you a gremlin

by JESUS_motherfrickn_CHRIST January 11, 2020

crotch gremlins

Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.

Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.

by tikimon September 21, 2005

Pavement Gremlin

A human being, or what may appear to be, travelling along the roadside in the early hours of the morning, after a particularly heavy night/gern out.

Guy1: Dude check out that pavement gremlin over there.
Guy2: Thats minging, he must have had a good night
Pavement Gremlin: snarl

by BigSchwing January 7, 2009

Sack Gremlin

One who enjoys the savory taste of sack in his/her mouth.
To be considered a Sack Gremlin, one must make an accumulation of sack (similar to sack hoader) that they snatched from men.
Sack Gremlins come out only at night, but they'll steal your sack right from under your weiner, so be sure to wear a cup!

Brobson is sucha fucken sack gremlin, it pisses me the fuck off!

Dude wheres my sack? Fucken Brobsen musta taken it, that fucken sack gremlin!

I hate sack gremlins becasue they steal sacks from the innocent

by Senior Weiner April 21, 2009

Moist Gremlin

When you eat a twinkie out of someones butthole

Jarret and Nick where so drunk they decided to get naked and give eachother moist gremlins

by ShishuJohnny September 29, 2012

Gay Gremlin

The collector of your foreskin. He scatters around at night, dripping with lard, soon to have his tongue coiling around you

The question is, do you accept your fate?

I am truly a gay gremlin, and you my friend, are weak.

by Snail_Sketch September 14, 2019