Going to Greenland

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

by maddoxlost July 3, 2018

It's Not Easy Being Greene

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.

To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".

by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2022

Grey Dash

Grey Dash is Mean Little's name on Facebook. Both names are fictional and each with different origin.

Grey Dash origin is quite simple. It was a name based on a game avatar creation. It was a Dark Elf Dagger (Assassin) with that name in an old MMORPG game.

Grey Dash is just another fictional game name.

by Mean Little July 23, 2021

Scott Green

A subtle way of asking for weed, pot or Marijuana. As in "who's got green". Inspired by a Dune Rats song of the same name

Are you scott green?
(Asking if a person has weed)

by SlinkyTim December 9, 2016

Great Wall of China

A hard smack in the balls

How was the party last night?
It was a great time! I got schwifty and Mary-Kate gave me a Great Wall of China!

by Whiskeydemon May 7, 2022

greencard moment

When u talk to someone that dont speak english right and u question if they have a greencrd or naw

Harris: i am 16 year old
Me:Are u having a greencard moment?

by TK Savage March 1, 2017

Greetrum

Also known as 'Tyranovet' or more commonly as 'Campbell's Disease'. It is an extremely rare neurological disease affecting areas of the brain such as the Hypothalamus which is responsible for controlling emotional responses, sexual responses, hormone release, regulation of body temperature and other essential functions. Someone with Greetrum may have an uncontrollable desire to engage in sexual activity with animals.

Reviews of subjective symptoms highlighted are stress, schizophrenia. quinsy, urticaria, acne, insomnia, dementia, scabies.

Woman: 'Is he okay?'

Doctor: 'I'm sorry, he is experiencing symptoms caused by Greetrum - we will do the best we can to help him but I cannot make any promises'

by SlimSquaidy June 9, 2021