When a male or female squats over a sleeping partner’s forehead and commences to start gopher holing repeatedly until the juicy turd is extended out far enough to leave a small shit stamp on their partner’s forehead.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
There will be no gopher dot tonight. I had Taco Bell earlier. Too loose.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Noah: dude...Tank...I had a triple gopher today
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too
by LordSnowden June 20, 2019
The action of the head of the penis going in and out of the uncircumcised foreskin. See also circumcision. (verb)
by Star Fox 21 March 03, 2017
While having anal sex with a female or male, if you remove your penis to ejaculate on his or her back and they begin to shit themselves because of loss of control of their bowels, quickly shove your penis back up their ass to stop the shit from coming out. If done successfully, it should resemble a hairless gopher burrowing back into his hole.
"Dude i was fucking this chick up the ass last night and when i finished i had to give her a Sloppy Gopher to save the floor.
by PERRAY November 09, 2009
A North-Central Missouri statement
To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind
To be so drunk that you can’t do anything. Just piss hammered out of your mind
by LesClaypoolsThumb January 09, 2020
by Trixi Star February 07, 2009
While tapping a woman from behind, pull out your penis abruptly and jab it into her ass numerous times at random intervals. When she cocks her head back in surprise, whack her on the back of the head with your shoe.
I had to go to the Assaker house again last night. John's mom wanted me to play 'Whack the Gopher' with her again.
by Big Nose Jewboy October 23, 2007