Gooner

A Guy called Zane masturbating exclusively to his cat

Zane is such a gooner

by Decccyyy March 5, 2025

Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024

Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.

Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

by GamerTaxFraud March 7, 2024

Gooner

Somebody who watches porn while self pleasuring. Also... Arsenal Fans.

Are you a gooner? Do you support that shitty football club from north london?

by Its chris not ava kris December 31, 2024

Gooner

A person who has an erotic sensation that can’t be stopped

Kevin: Hey Dude have you seen Bulmaro anywhere?
Kain: No hes probably looking at his favorite horny vtubers stream. That Gooner

by LaserMist June 30, 2025

Pro D1 Gooner

Someone who is not able to stop gooning or stop watching porn.

I am a pro D1 gooner

by The One Who Goons November 28, 2024

Gooner

A goober that's missing/gone

Jeff is a gooner.

by DarkThirsty February 27, 2024