good morning and god bless 

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.

"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

good morning and god bless by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless 

Taking a dump eating a breakfast at the same time.

What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.

Good Morning and God Bless by filip98 April 8, 2018

Good Morning And God Bless 

V. Good Morning And God Bless
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.

Thanks to the good morning and God bless I save 10 minutes getting ready every morning.

Good Morning And God Bless by The Random Loon Publisher May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless 

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."

Good Morning and God Bless by smj101 May 24, 2018

Good Morning and God-bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

I can't go on without a Good Morning and God-bless at the start of my day.

Good Morning and God-bless by QuiteSpicy May 27, 2018

A good morning and God bless 

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

A good morning and God bless by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018

Good morning, and God bless 

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

Good morning, and God bless by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018