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godlike

Someone with amazing skills gifted by god - hence the term 'godlike'. He plays for the best UK-clan-to-be known as TNG!.
by Velta June 1, 2003
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godience

A combination of the words "God", and "audience"

To make choices and live life for the audience of one (God), rather than the audience of others (Matt 14:8-10)

Coined by the evangelist David Asscherick in his GYC 2006 sermon entitled "because of those who sat" (search in google)
"The only way Daniel lived such an abundant, influential life is because of His Godience."
by Ivan Mirosavljev June 12, 2007
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Godomite

A practitioner of the most grave and foul of sins: Godomy... Which is to say, of course, someone who's become so deliriously happy with having god up their own ass that they try to forcibly shove god up your ass as well.

This is distinct from someone who tries to shove a non-deitic imaginary being up your ass... The proper term for that sort of person is "demented ass-freak". You can keep the specifics clear with this handy rule of thumb: Remember... All godomites are demented ass-freaks, but not all demented ass-freaks are godomites.

Anyone currently living in the US will recognize this one right away, but probably assume it refers only to radical christians. Actually it means anyone who tries to forcibly shove any deitic being up your ass.
Preacher Bob: Do you know JC? Lemme tell you about JC! JC is so wonderful, he can walk on water! JC died for your sins! I -love- JC, he's the best. Everything is better with JC! What would JC do? No JC, no peace - Know JC, know peace! Have you accepted JC as your personal dominatrix... -er- ...I mean "savior"! heh... Silly me.
Healthy person: Eeek!! Godomite! Get away from me!
by Honor January 20, 2006
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fairy godmother

In short, a fairy godmother is a good-looking faghag, a good-looking female that primarily hangs out with homosexual men - please see definition for faghag.
If Cindy Crawford hung out with gay guys all the time, then she would be a fairy godmother
by pidgey January 2, 2005
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Godlike

Are u Eric Harris?
of c imma godlike
by MAGz____hellyeah April 6, 2017
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Godiva

Pouring molten chocolate on your tinder date's toes and then fucking the shit out of those lil piggies.
Gerrid visited his tinder hook up Hazzy and proceeded to Godiva the living shit out of her feet he then produced some white chocolate of his own.
by EpicNaeNae87 September 14, 2018
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goddit

Confirmation that you have the same football card as one from your friend's collection.

havengoddit (antonym)
(flicking through your friend's football card collection) "Goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, .... <pause> ..... havengoddit ..... goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit, goddit ...."
by doc brown July 7, 2007
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