gobstopper

A punch to the jaw, usually without warning, when a person is trash talking about something that another person may be emotionally attached to.

"Yea I agree with Fred, your mom smells really bad. In fact one time i smelt old-" *Punch/Gobstopper*

by [HERULES] January 11, 2008

gobshite

An insult, used to describe someone who speaks vacuously or irritatingly....(verbal diarrhoea).

shut it you fuckin' gobshite

by sam-j September 14, 2007

Everlasting Gobstopper

A ball of limitless flavors that can be uncovered by licking.

The first couple are Lemon, Strawberry, and Green apple, but as Wonka got less creative he started making flavors like, Bacon, Iodine, and Car Exhaust.

Man! after a while, I could swear this Everlasting Gobstopper tasted like dog feces.

by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 24, 2010

Gobshite

Noun. Irish origin.
From the Irish "gob", meaning "beak" or "mouth", and the Irish "sial", meaning "soil".

"Gobsial" (which eventually became "gobshite") literally translates as "mouth of soil" and means a person who talks a lot of nonsense, a fool.

"Louis, I agree with Simon, you're an awful gobshite."

by PaddyPauper November 18, 2011

gobshite

Someone who follows liverpool fc usually dresses like a complete twat and comes from anywhere but liverpool usually completely clueless about football

Kopites are Gobshites

by Hugo1878 July 25, 2006

Gobslobert

The person that bring 10 items to the 5 items or less. The person who pulls their pants all the way down at the urinal. The person who spams the defuse button at the end of a round of Valorant.

Sorry I was late. There was a bloody gobslobert at the Tesco.

by _xXBSXx_ May 11, 2021

Italian Gobstopper

The vile sex act when a man makes a meatball around his cock. The man then attempts to shove it down a woman's throat and have it go down her throat.

Hey Steve, I just gave Clarissa an Italian Gobstopper! She loves my cooking.

by KrakMan November 25, 2020