Goat

Tall, skinny Portuguese kid with one giant nut, resulting from excessive consumption of fertilizer. After a night with Goat, a girl can hardly see straight, never mind stand up.

Person No. 1 "Did you see that kid?"
Person No. 2"That's not just any kid, that's Goat, he gets all the ladies."
Person No. 1 "bahhhhh"

by Willdabeastr0 May 12, 2014

Goat

When one tucks their testicles between their legs and spread their asscheecks while they bend over.

Chuck revealed his Goat to Harriet whilst she mowed her lawn.

by DEATHbyPAMOR August 17, 2009

Goat

A young child who is constantly neglected by his friends. The Boy often gets a bad knee condition refered to as 'Goat Knee'. This is most common in boys with the names Nathan or Jake.

Eating Kebabs like a goat, goat knee.

by Farkus July 28, 2008

Goat

(Adjective) Someone who eats a lot but he or she doesn't get fat. Goats eat more 3 or 4 times more than the average person.

You are such a goat.

by Laylaa October 16, 2014

Goat

1.A goat is a underage girl, usually a slut. It comes from common sense, You wouldn't have sex with a goat, so why would you have sex with a underage chick?

2.Another Term for jail bait.

That 14 year old at the party last night was a real goat

by Lence December 23, 2009

Goat

One who acts in a goat-like (stupid) manner.

Troy: Hey Goat! Shut ya yappa!

Josh: That's enough outta you, goat!

by Charlay June 17, 2008

Goat

A weapon used by primitive cultures in eastern Sri Lanka.

"Watch out, Otto! The natives has a goat, ain't that right?!"

by Rorin March 12, 2005