Skip to main content

Gnarkled

to get completely and utterly OWNED.
"Nicky was gnarkled by Taylor's big mac eating abilities."
by stella9191 October 4, 2011
mugGet the Gnarkled mug.

Gnarledge

The knowledge of a fact which would needlessly harm at least one person if it were known more widely
I fucked around with Steve's girlfriend, I'm not sure if I should tell him.

Dude, keep that gnarledge to yourself.
by Hootenanny January 21, 2018
mugGet the Gnarledge mug.

Garfle nocker

Description of somene that is extremely annoying.
You're being such a "garfle nocker"
by XxThelegend27xX February 18, 2019
mugGet the Garfle nocker mug.

Gnargle

Really dumb person who is friends with only crackheads who are drunk all the time and overdose to much with crack and they sell their children off e-bay for 2 cents but most likely they won’t have kids because they are to ugly, but about gnargle, he does all the drugs and he has an iq of 15 and he is so fricking stupid he found out how to hang a inanimate object and he is a finglenopper (which I wrote about) and he cut his leg cancer off with a plastic knife
Gnargle: am I cleared of cancer?
Doctor: it seems you have cut your cancer off, and with that pressure amount it seems someone has done it with a plastic knife.
Gnargle: oh yeah I did that.
Doctor: ok I found a crack head and i oop- HEY EVERYONE CALL THE POLICE I FOUND A DRUG ADDICT!
Gnargle: u wanneh smoek upon meh weed?
Cops: come
Also cops: arrests Gnargle and smacks his friends with knifes, and also hangs gnargl’s friends.

THE END (based on totally true story
by Jafakliem hiel May 16, 2021
mugGet the Gnargle mug.

Gnarfell the Garthogg

Gnarfell the Garthogg...when you snort a bunch of pills and the dry crusty pill in the back of your throat, gnarfullin
I snorted 5 perc 5's and and began to Gnarfell the Garthogg for about 10 minutes.
by Stovepipemcginty May 16, 2021
mugGet the Gnarfell the Garthogg mug.

Gnarledge

Knowledge of the extreme, entertaining, exciting, and radical.

Similar to GNARLY, but its GNARLEDGE.
Yo, just got home from Space Shuttle Door-Gunner class, teach dropped that GNARLEDGE today.
by _ark_ January 29, 2022
mugGet the Gnarledge mug.

GnarledBarclays

A dirty old welsh bank with no drive-through.
I tried to deposit my pounds in the GnarledBarclays and all they gave me another ten pence!
by Bruce Casteel May 2, 2022
mugGet the GnarledBarclays mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email