Glaswegian Glory Hole

The Glaswegian Glory Hole is a variant of The Glory Hole, and is not limited to the city of Glasgow, it can be enjoyed the world over. Partakers in this special kind of sexual activity place their penis into a Pot Noodle (or other suitable foodstuff) and make their way down the street pushing their cock into neighbours letterboxes. More often than not this is rewarded by a very appreciative canine who will proceed to enjoy the Pot Noodle coated phallus whilst sexually peasuring the participant. This practice is not limited to men as by carefully placing a spoonful of Pot Noodle into the vagina ladies can position themselves against a neighbours letterbox quite easily with the help of a small brick to step on and appreciate hours of "licky dog" stimulation.

Joe had a Glaswegian Glory Hole Last Night, that dog licked the lot off.

by BeermanV December 1, 2013

glory hole

A hole located in a partition in which one's penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio (or possibly a titty wank).

In higher class establishments, this hole will be fabricated with duck tape to prevent genital chaffing.

Mother.... is that you??????

by Zayid and Andrew December 23, 2003

Glory-Blazing

The act of sticking one's penis through a hole, commonly known as a Glory Hole while someone on the other side rubs accelerant on the penis and ignites it.

Pressed tightly to the wall, James shuddered in anticipation as the kerosene was slathered onto his cock in preparation for the glory-blazing.

by UsagiOni December 27, 2010

Velvet Glory

A catchy, abstract euphemeism for pussy most often used in the porn industry.

"Don't you wanna taste my velvet glory."

by Erzsebet September 11, 2006

seeds of glory

a large string of machine-gun farts

after eating two bean burritos, the seeds of glory had been planted.

by Dr. Donald Crystal September 8, 2005

Onward To Glory

A phrase used to convey an altruistic attitude in light of impending doom, for the sake of necessity.

A: I'm gonna talk to that girl, but I need you to be my wingman and distract her ugly friend. Can you do it?
B: I guess so, onward to glory.

by Spartacousin May 3, 2011

Glory Hound

A person that will exaggerate deeds or actions, making normal or menial tasks seem exceptional or extraordinary. Typically, expressed towards laymen or someone with little or no experience in the field of the supposed heroics.

Jones wants everyone to think he is a badass because he is in the Navy, but all he does is scrub toilets. He is such a glory hound.

by kurtha11 August 20, 2010