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A medley of not giving a fuck and not giving a shit. In addition to expressing you don't give a fuck, you furthermore reduce the topics about which you don't give a fuck to shit.
I was thinking about her but then realized I don't give a fuck about shit
by dontgohomeangelina April 16, 2016
mugGet the i don't give a fuck about shitmug.

you know what, i dont give a bloody shit

What you say when youve just had enough and cant be bovered to listen to someone drone on for any longer.
geography teacher: today we are learning about global warming

!st person: global warming will soon cause massive destruction and in about 40 generations global death.

2nd person:do you know what, i dont give a bloody shit.
by daisyssis21 December 8, 2009
mugGet the you know what, i dont give a bloody shitmug.

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mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>At Least Children Are Giving Me Shit<.7.9.76.>mug.

i dont give triple shits

I don’t give two shits, but it’s damn triple and you probably don’t give a fuck
Player 1: gg
Player 2: I DONT GIVE TRIPLE SHITS ABOUT THE GAME
by Zraco January 3, 2020
mugGet the i dont give triple shitsmug.

give a Teacup Yorkie's shit

Care minimally about something.
She didn't give a Teacup Yorkie's shit about it
by Greg-K May 19, 2022
mugGet the give a Teacup Yorkie's shitmug.

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
mugGet the Hard to give a shit when you have to take onemug.

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